Saturday, November 19, 2005

Ducks are chicken

It’s all backwards.

Chickens will literally risk their necks by standing inches away from a swinging pick-axe, all in the too-often-vain hope that there’ll be a worm uncovered.

Ducks will fly away en masse if someone stands up from their seat on the porch about 40 metres away.

Why is it we attach cowardice to chickens?  Stupidity, sure, but they’re not scared.

And who do I see about getting this changed?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Alex said...

http://jammer.nm.ru/pic/cow/del.and.cow.jpg
check it out... I win.

2:37 AM  
Anonymous katie b said...

hahahahaha, hilarious!! which alex found that? it's amazing.

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Alex Hathaway said...

me! yay! :)

3:19 PM  

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